Wondering why we've been so inexplicably quiet?
Well, apparently, jet lag affects everyone differently. Let's just say that, while some of us have been like this,
others of us have been affected thusly:
....but one week later, I'm finally back in my own head enough to give you all a little documentation of our airplane-flight-experience (read: random thoughts that were flying through my sleep-deprived head while we were zooming over the world at 500 mph).
(Don't worry; this is the very last of my I'm-too-impatient-to-write-a-coherent blog posts.
Just make it through this one, and then we're gonna try to put up a couple pictures eventually.)
Oh, and another warning-- This is probably the random-est of my posts so far, and *that* is sayin' something.
50. I almost wish our plane would crash down in the middle of the ocean--for bragging rights and just fo' the fun of it. (note my Amelia Earhart reference there)
51. Why are there so few female pilots? I wanna be one just so all the passengers can hear my female voice coming over the intercom: "This is your Captain speaking..."
52. My little bro just got a huge lunch with 3 cookies and 3 mentos to top if off.
The rest of us got none.
Come on, really?
What happened to "justice for all"?
If I put on a skinny 3-yr-old impersonation, can I have sugar too?
53. Had to force the airplane-coffee down so I wouldn't get a caffeine headache.
I still don't get why our pilot wouldn't agree to a pit stop at Starbucks.
56. Flew to Hong Kong,
Called a taxi,
Got stuck in traffic,
Walked the rest of the way....
Got to mass in time for the sign of peace.
#Assumption #HolyDayOfObligation #CatholicSwag
(oh, you've never heard of such a thing as "catholic swag"? Take a look:
Told ya so... )
57. Chinese is definitely the weirdest language.
I saw a sign that said "slow" with 2 Chinese characters beneath it. How does that work?
Is one "SL" and the other "OW"?
Or is the first "drive" and the second "slow"?
Or maybe it's "not" and "fast"...
I'll think more on that.... get back to you later.
58. Leaving at 9:20am for our 16-hour flight to New York and should get there around 1pm the same day.
It's called *time travel*--better known as, *jet lag*.
59. Being Home means....
Liv: "A nice shower, my bed, my laptop, the brown couch, extra clothes, our bathroom, our pool"
Mom: "Being a face in the crowd, not being the only blonde"
Brayden: "Cold milk and the brown couch"
Juliette: "familiar food"
Me: "Studying, practicing flute, working out"
Eliza: "Playing with my doll, seeing my friends"
(Dad was asleep)
60. Never again will I take English-speaking people for granted; remind me of that next week when I start complaining about all the rude drivers.
62. How to handle a 36-hour day:
Guzzle caffeine, and hope no one notices your shaky hands or dilated pupils. Try not to overreact to hallucinations.
Ohh, it's good to be home and sleepin' in my own bed. Summer went by so quickly, and tomorrow's our first day of school. Not sure I'm ready for it.
I'll see you all later...
Marina Grace C. J. S.--over and out